Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Specimen of the Day: Meet the Johns

Most of you know my family. Those of you who don't, should. Here they are when we were all together in April:

Front L-R: Carrie, Meredith, Alicia, Tina/Mom, Hillary, me
Back L-R: Anthony, Steven, Doug/Dad, Matt, Daniel

Why we love each family member:

Doug & Tina- Without them, this whole thing would not be possible. Doug does the best Michael Flatley (Riverdance) impression ever. Even in a tuxedo. Tina pretends she is upset when we are teasing her, but really she likes it. Also, she reads Vietnam-era novels aloud like nobody's business. Doug is a podiatrist and Tina is a high school physics teacher.

Anthony & Carrie- The oldest brother. He fulfills his role so well. In fact, Anthony joined Daniel in potty-related conversations only when we saw him last. Anthony will be called Uncle Boom by our children. Ask Daniel what that means. Carrie has the best zingers about Anthony. She also tells us about awesome stuff Anthony does like eating a bowl of raw brownie batter for dinner and getting sick when she was out of town. Anthony and Carrie are both working on Master's degrees right now in Missouri.

Meredith & Steven- My sista. 19 months older. Meredith and I can laugh together like no one else. She likes family history. She has a lymphangioma/splaysia. She sweats a lot sometimes. Steven is a doctor-to-be. But don't ask him about shoulder problems; he probably doesn't even know! Geez. He likes Super Mario Bros 3. Meredith and Steven are leaving Provo, off to a bigger and better life in medical school.

Us- You know us if you are reading this. Hopefully. What we look like lately:

Alicia- Oldest of the little kids. Unfortunately, the 3 younger kids will always be called that, but they'll get over it. Maybe. We tease Alicia a lot and I always thought Daniel was the teasing instigator. Not so. We recently watched some long lost home videos (aka John tapes) from about 1996 and found that I spent the whole time making fun of her mercilessly. She took it just as well back then as she does now. She screamed at me to stop "making in front of her". :) She seems to be prevailing despite the teasing. She is a decent cook, just don't ask her boil eggs. Alicia is spending the summer in D.C. as an intern through BYU's Washington Seminar program.

Hillary- I told Hillary once that she is the most inconsiderate considerate person I know. She is constantly thinking of things she can do for others, but it is often at the inconvenience and expense of my parents. Really, it is all for other people and sometimes it is hard for her to understand why my parents aren't as excited about doing service for her friends as she is. Hillary probably wins the best all-around award for the John children. She is gorgeous, smart (has a 4-year scholarship to BYU), musical, and has social skills that many people lack. She knows better than to pick her nose in front of others. Hillary will be a freshman at BYU in the fall.

Matt- The best younger brother you could ask for. He used to make 400-slide PowerPoints on the NBA, but he has moved on to youtube videos. He still leaves legal pads full of NBA analyses around the house. His favorite game is to ask people obscure sports-related questions like "Who was the biggest flop coming out of the 1994 NBA draft?" Matt works as a cashier at the local drug store and will be the only child at home next year. He told Meredith he is ready to be an uncle, so hopefully he's ready to change some diapers in August!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

On this day in 1993 & 1994...

My journal entries closest to today's date in 1993 and 1994 seem to have a theme. My treatment of my journal as a person (albeit one that cannot see) seem to be at an all-time high.

"Sunday May 2, 1993- Today is Fast Sunday. Da!!! Sorry I haven't talked to you in so long. Oh! That bang was the stool falling over. Alicia knocked it over. I'll tell you a secret I just ate some popcorn even though I'm not suppose to. Don't tell anyone though. Okay? Thanks, I always knew I can count on you. I wonder what were having for dinner. Hold on. I'll be right back. I just went to get something. I hope were having a good dinner. Today my lesson was about missionarys. Also Abraham and seed. Are you baptized? Oh yea! You just got baptized last week. How could I forget. Well wow your related to Abraham. Seed means related. And in our church if you get baptized then you are reltaed to Abraham. The End. See ya as soon as I can."

"April 24, 1994 Sunday- You know what's weird? It seems like I'm only writing to you on Sundays. Sorry. I'll try to write more often. I got my... No I shouldn't tell you. Try to guess. Oh yea sorry. I was thinking you could see. I got my hair cut! Can you believe it? My hair was down to my waist, and now my hair is about medium long. It's up to my shoulders. Probablly if you cut my hair another 3 to 4 inches shoreter it would be up to my shoulders. Meredith's hair is about an inch longer then to her shoulders. For once my hair is longer than hers! My hair seems so much shorter. Pepople might not notice mom said. I think people will. Don't you? I knew you would. In two weeks it's the Spring Fling for our school. The Spring Fling is really, much better than the Wellington Fair. At the Wellington Fair there are no rides. Not even the Moon Walk! I mean even at the Spring Fling one year there was even a Ferris Wheel. The day of the Spring Fling Mom and Dad are going to be out of town. I'm staying with Katherine McEllen. It's just for the weekend too. Alicia and Matthew are going with Mom and Dad. I'm so glad! Hillary is staying with the Bennett's and so is Meredith. Anthony is staying with either the Hook's or the Brauns."

Monday, April 27, 2009

Our blog sucks...

I promise there will be some good posts soon.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Shoes, shoes, shoes

My grandmother passed away last week (you can read about her here and here) and among other things, she left a legacy of shoes. Literally. Well over 200 pairs of them. The problem? She's a size 6. After the size-6-footed female relatives had scored dozens of pairs each, the remaining mountains of shoes were up for grabs. Us big-footed relatives wanted a way to remember Grammie and her shoes also.

Meredith and I came up with the following:
Shoe art! What could be better? It was surprisingly difficult to find shadow boxes deep enough to fit shoes, but after that challenge was overcome the real creativity began.
My brown/navy themed piece. That navy shoe in the middle is a Ferragamo. We figure Grammie must have bought it when the Italian-designed-and-produced shoes averaged less than $800 each. Grammie was proud that she never spent more than $20 on shoes.
Meredith's red/black/white piece. Yes, all these shoes were my grandmother's. We hardly made a dent in the shoes left.
A piece of shoe art we made for my mom. Sorry to ruin the surprise, mom! I can promise you it looks better in person when the flash isn't reflecting off the glass.

Commuting With Carly

Come with me as we explore the sights on my way home from work.

1. On-ramp stoplights
Look closely at those signs. How did no one notice the typo?

2. High quality billboards
Spicing things up since 1990!

3. Center Street off-ramp
The bane of my existence. This off-ramp doubles my commute time. I won't complain too much since that time is 12 minutes.

Hope you enjoyed it as much as I do each day!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Correction- Daniel's surgery is going to be April 30th, not May 30th. (For all those of you who care)

No Fun

That is what I will have this summer. Zero fun. After the great summer of '08 (lots of sports and different activities to keep us busy) I fear that '09 will be the anti-summer of '08. I say this because I scheduled my ACL surgery today for May 30 and that means that the next few months will suck for someone who has their fun by playing sports. The biggest disappointment is that I can't play kickball this summer and if you recall from our posts last summer I really enjoy kickball. That means that I will never reach the pinnacle of kickball like our friend from previous posts so clearly did in this picture.


After my surgery I will be bored for a while so anyone who gets bored is more than welcome to bring me a slurpee. I will also accept any other food donations. In fact feel free to make these donations at any point in time before or after the surgery.