I realize many of you are anxiously awaiting posts about our trips to Texas and Cancun, but I will first address the significance of today's date: the third anniversary of our marriage. Don't worry, I won't do the typical boring post about how amazing our marriage is or how my husband is the best guy in the world. Nope, today I am going to take the opportunity to tell Daniel, and the blorld (blog world) the things I DON'T like about him.
TOP 5 THINGS DANIEL NEEDS TO IMPROVE IN ORDER TO STAY MARRIED TO ME:
1. Athleticism- He's just not that good at sports. As you can see from the pictures, he is constantly playing on teams that come in second place (or worse!).
If he is going to keep my heart he's got to start winning, or at least coming in first. Like me! (See picture of my softball championship team) 
Perhaps Daniel could make up for his lack of athleticism with a ridiculous knowledge of sports. If he could tell me where every NBA player ever went to college and the school's mascot I may let the unathleticism slide.
2. Competitiveness- Maybe if he just had a competitive drive Daniel would be better at sports. I am a little worried our future children won't take athletics seriously enough if they spend much time with their father. I'll probably have to coach their teams!
3. The nag factor- Daniel constantly nags me! Either that or he corrects me when I tell any detail of a story slightly wrong. He tries to tell me what I should or shouldn't do constantly. (Special thanks to Whitney for capturing this moment)
4. Sense of humor- Daniel=not funny. Sometimes I wonder, "When is this guy going to lighten up?" He needs to learn to take a joke and even make people laugh once in a while. Life isn't meant to be so serious Danielson.
5. Spending habits- Talk about extravagant! You see the swimsuit he is wearing in this picture? $14!! Yeah, I guess a bathing suit is useful in Mexico. Useful, not necessary.
1. Athleticism- He's just not that good at sports. As you can see from the pictures, he is constantly playing on teams that come in second place (or worse!).
If he is going to keep my heart he's got to start winning, or at least coming in first. Like me! (See picture of my softball championship team) 
Perhaps Daniel could make up for his lack of athleticism with a ridiculous knowledge of sports. If he could tell me where every NBA player ever went to college and the school's mascot I may let the unathleticism slide.2. Competitiveness- Maybe if he just had a competitive drive Daniel would be better at sports. I am a little worried our future children won't take athletics seriously enough if they spend much time with their father. I'll probably have to coach their teams!
3. The nag factor- Daniel constantly nags me! Either that or he corrects me when I tell any detail of a story slightly wrong. He tries to tell me what I should or shouldn't do constantly. (Special thanks to Whitney for capturing this moment)
4. Sense of humor- Daniel=not funny. Sometimes I wonder, "When is this guy going to lighten up?" He needs to learn to take a joke and even make people laugh once in a while. Life isn't meant to be so serious Danielson.
5. Spending habits- Talk about extravagant! You see the swimsuit he is wearing in this picture? $14!! Yeah, I guess a bathing suit is useful in Mexico. Useful, not necessary.
So, just to recap, the type of man I want is athletic, competitive, funny, and cheap. Feel free to remind Daniel of the areas he needs to improve in order to make me happy. Maybe we'll make it a few more years.
But I do really look up to Daniel. 
Of course I do! He's a foot taller than me.
5 comments:
I'm going to be laughing for days. You guys are awesome... and perfect for each other!
Daniel, I nominate you to dress up like Santa this Christmas when we go caroling at the hospital. You at least need to bring that sweet hat/beard combo.
You crack me up Carly!! I looks like you guys have had a great three years!!
Super funny. And Daniel's about you was so sweet! You guys are great! Hey we need to get together since I now work like 2 blocks from your house!
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